What we
actually collect.
Written in plain language, and short on purpose. If you want the legally-reviewed version for your procurement file, ask and we will send it.
Right now, nothing leaves your browser
The brief form on this site does not transmit anything. When you press the button, it copies a structured brief to your clipboard so you can review it and send it yourself. It is not emailed to us and it is not stored. This site sets no cookies and runs no advertising or tracking scripts.
What that will change to
So this form can reach us, one of the following has to happen — and this page will be updated the same day it does:
- a booking link that sends your details to a scheduling service, or
- a form service that receives the brief on our behalf.
Either way we will say which service, what it captures, and where it is processed, on this page — not in a link you have to go looking for.
The calculator
The return calculator runs entirely in your browser. The figures you enter are never transmitted, logged, or stored. Reload the page and they are gone.
What we would hold if you became a client
Contract details, billing information, and access to the systems we build or run for you. Your accounts, domains, ad platforms and data stay in your name. We do not sell data, and we do not share it beyond the vendors needed to do the work.
Your rights, and how to use them
You can ask us to show you what we hold about you, correct it, or delete it. You can ask us to stop using it. If you are in the EU or the UK you have these rights under GDPR; if you are in Florida, Virginia or Colorado, similar state privacy laws give you comparable rights. We honour them for anyone, wherever you are.
We do not sell personal information. We do not share it for cross-context behavioural advertising. We do not run it through profiling to make decisions about you.
Analytics
There is none. This site loads no analytics, no tag manager, and no third-party script of any kind. An earlier version of this page said Google Analytics was in use; that was not true of the site and has been corrected, because a privacy notice that misstates what you do is worse than no notice at all.
The claim is checkable rather than promised: every page was searched for common tracking identifiers, every external resource reference was enumerated, and every script was searched for browser storage APIs. The only absolute URLs on this site are its own canonical and social addresses. Details on the cookies page.
Contact
Ask A.J. directly through the contact page. Questions about anything on this page get a straight answer. To exercise a right above, say “data request” and we will come back within five business days.
Last reviewed: September 2026. This page describes the site as it actually behaves today, not as it is intended to behave later.
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